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Thursday, July 25, 2013

William O'Brien State Park

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William O'Brien State Park, a set on Flickr.
An evening trip from St. Paul to William O'Brien State Park on the St. Croix River to learn about beavers.

Lewis Park, Saint Paul

Dear St. Paul Parks and Recreation:

You are truly excellent. Your pools are glorious and your parks are numerous and inviting. I'd be your Leslie Knope any day.

But there is an execrable amount of trash in some of the parks I have visited recently, notably, Lewis Park. I spent some time cleaning it up, so before we left there was only a partially dismantled kids' bike and a damp, decapitated stuffed animal of some kind within range of the play area. Oh, I didn't pick up the empty condom wrapper, either because, well, you know...

After this communion with candy wrappers, bottles, and beer cans, I noticed a lack of accessible and clearly-marked bins. The only receptacle I saw in Lewis Park is what I would call a "burn bin:" a rusty old steel oil drum like the kind in which we used to burn our paper trash.

The website for Lewis Park shows a department that is obviously proud of the new play area and splash pad, and it should be:
"The play area features a new line of play equipment like nothing you have seen before. It has something for kids of all ages to play on.  Rave reviews have been made of the synthetic turf surfacing which allows people of all abilities to access the play equipment.  It even allows parents to get into the play equipment to assist their children or even play on it themselves. Another highlight of the improvements is the debut of the City of Saint Paul’s first splash pad. Water sprays from 5 in-ground jets, 2 water wiggles, and a water tent which are all activated by a touch bollard at the edge of the splash pad."

Lewis Park is definitely a nice place, with large trees and grassy areas as well as the above-mentioned play set and splash pad. But there is only street parking and a single port-o-potty. The trash made me begin to despair for humanity. Recently, my son asked me why people litter, and I couldn't give reasons other than laziness and not caring. Wecould get into a lot of sociological discussions about the disenfranchisement of urban youth and how this can translate into a lack of neighborhood pride and connection, but that doesn't clean up my median on a daily basis.

In any case, this park had a feeling of desolation. Granted, it wasn't the most glorious of days, and it was before lunch on a weekday, but I was surprised that there were not more people around. And the playground, while cool, is a bit too big for my boy (3' 5.75"). There are no slides or traditional swings, though there are two toddler swings. He had difficulty navigating the climby bits because he could not reach or otherwise breach the distance between two points. There is also a small climbing wall, and it has a message for you.

My guess is that you are aware of the issues with trash and assignations that involve the use of prophylactics, and that it's something that is difficult to combat. I know that Americans have been brainwashed to believe that taxes are the devil, and they don't understand the function of taxation and all the good that government does on a daily basis to provide them with a stable society. I know that cuts have occurred at all service levels and revenues are down, but is there anything that can be done?

Love,

-kitty

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

"Splash Pad" on Shepherd Road, Saint Paul

Upper Landing Park, Saint Paul MN

This is either a splash pad meant to force people to play with their kids or some sort of unguarded sculpture fountain meant to entrap you in bad behavior. Either way, if you are not careful here, you will wind up on the news. And not in a good way.

We stopped by this place on a recommendation from Facebook and because the beach at Fort Snelling State Park (insert hearts, flowers, and unicorn song here) was closed for the day due to elevated levels of coliform bacteria (sad face). Finn was suited up to get wet, and there was nothing for it but to get wet.

My first impression of this facility  was that it must have been built by East German architects and is meant to act as some sort of social Darwinism experiment, as the water steps lead to a drop-off and the patio by the river has no fence. As a bonus, it's almost inaccessible by car, and it will most likely take you far out of your way when you need to turn left to go home.

Especially if you need to go home RIGHT NOW because SOMEONE has to poop and there don't seem to be any bathrooms ANYWHERE ON EARTH.

P.S. The website calls this a fountain. I don't think we were supposed to be in there. Neither were the other kids (not pictured). I'm confused. Also, there could be bathrooms somewhere in this park, but we were on the far end, and I didn't see anything nearby.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Fort Snelling State Park: Overview

What you need to know: bug spray.
Bathe in it before you go.
Consider marinating your clothing the night before.

If you like airplanes, then this is the park for you!

Nestled on the Mississippi and Minnesota Rivers, not far from the Mall of America, Fort Snelling State Park is the easiest metro getaway in the state park system. There is highway and airport noise, but there are also great blue herons and ruby-throated hummingbirds. We found a beach on Pike Island where Finn could throw rocks and branches into the water, and I could write and wish that I had brought a plastic bag to pick up all the trash that dumb people have strewn about. Folks, I like drinking in nature as much as the next gal, but if you packed it in full, you can certainly pack it out empty. IT'S LIGHTER.

This is a running theme in my nature experiences: adults behaving badly (and probably being bad examples to their children. I recently saw two kids throw plastic candy wrappers practically INTO the lion enclosure at the Como Zoo, and I went into a JD-Scrubs-type day dream in which the lion had his revenge).



Anyway... we initially came to the park for Story Time (Mondays at 9:30), and we were the only ones there with a great ranger named Ellen. She read us "Owl Moon" by Jean Yolen and taught us about owls, including playing a few owl calls. I wish that there had been other kids there, but perhaps people don't know about it. So here's your notice: the Minnesota State Park system offers loads of events for kids (grown-ups too, but you can take care of yourselves, right? Except when you are leaving all your crap on a beach).


Take a minute to check out the events calendar at a park near you! (Does that sound commercial-y enough?) Seriously, this is our tax dollars doing excellent, important work, and you can benefit from it. A year-long vehicle pass is $25 for unlimited visits, and most of the activities do not charge beyond that or the day-pass you paid for (usually $5).

Minnesota State Parks fees and the need for a car can be prohibitive, but Fort Snelling is definitely accessible by bicycle and also has a Nice Ride station at the visitor center and bike trails around the park.
We scratched the surface of this park today; there's so much more to see. Though Mr. Monkey Man spent a good deal of time whining during the walkie-bits of the outing, once he has something to do (like throw All The Things into the water), he's golden.

Next up in the park: the swimming beach and then "I Can Fish" on Friday, where they teach you about fishing and provide all the gear.

More pictures from today here.

Fort Snelling State Park

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Fort Snelling State Park, a set on Flickr.
It's a few miles from our house, near the airport, and it's a great metro nature getaway.